Mercedes Benz in Chrome (hold your breath)..

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Good One To Laught

1. A FOOLish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.

2. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :
Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD,
After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY

3. Three FASTEST means of Communication :
1. Tele-Phone
2. Tele-Vision
3. Tell to Woman
Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE.

4. Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their friends.

5. What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME time ?
It is when your Girl Friend says YOU are the BEST KISSER among all your Friends.

6 . Let us be generous like this : Four Ants are moving through a forest.
They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them. Ant 1 says : we should KILL him.
Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone. Ant 3 says : No, we will just throw him away from our path.
Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him because he is ALONE and we are FOUR.

7. If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your life.
If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life.

8. Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.
Answer : On their MARRIAGE.

9. When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness.
Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL.

10. Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.
Because per Constitution, you can NOT PUNISH TWICE for the same Mistake.

11. "A Ship is always safe at the shore - but that is NOT what it is built for" - Albert Einstein

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The cruise liner Queen Mary 2 Photos

This is the second largest, long, height and width of a passenger ship in the world. The vessel has a casino, disco, theatre, five swimming pools, 15 restaurants and bars, planetarium. It is a 2,620 passengers, 1,253 crew members from serving staff. Its construction was attended by some 3,000 people and spent about eight million working hours. Cost ship 900 million dollars. Every year 1.5 million ship consume beverages, 230,000 bottles of wine, 25 tons of coffee, strawberry boxes 7000, 17 tons of smoked salmon, 90 tons of pineapples, and so much beef that could easily feed a small town for a year. Also on the ship is 3000 phones.

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